I hate bad advertising. Take last night, for example. I was driving home when I heard a sixty-second radio spot for a local plumbing company. During the spot, an announcer explains – rather excitedly I might add – that plumbers from this particular company don’t smell bad. And that was it. For a whole sixty…
I’ve often heard stories of investigators visiting our church and being thunderstruck by all the noise from the congregation. “Golly, you people are loud,” a friend of my wife’s once said. This was back in high school and she had invited him to a sacrament meeting. “Loud?” she asked. “What do you mean?” “All those…
Put your hands together, brothers and sisters. It’s time once again to play your favorite after-church guessing game . . . Guess That Calling! Cue cheesy game-show music. And heeeeeeeeere’s your host. Applause HOST: Thank you, Mr. Announcer Voice. And welcome, everyone, to today’s show. Our three lovely contestants, Ted, Pam, and Gidgidonni, all have…
